December 23rd, 2008Still time to find Coal for Christmas? the Palm Centro

The nice thing about running a little community blog wirelessnorth.ca is that every so often companies, or rather their PR reps, send you some pretty neat new stuff. Unfortunately, this is not so much one of those times. At long last (and sorry Palm), here is our review of the Palm Centro.
Rogers released this little guy with a certain amount of fanfare earlier this fall (coincident with this same device already moving to the year-old bargain bin at any of the US carriers, but we digress).
For the GSM carrier that has to have everything, it makes an (evil sort of) sense to bring out Palm’s latest flagship too.
For anyone trying to keep track, Palm Centro is basically the same “smart” phone Palm has been producing for the last 5 years just in a different plastic package (like imagine if Motorola stubbornly made the exact same flip phone for years and years while the rest of the industry move on and on, but worse). Which is to say this palm is chunky, has stylus, a painfully low resolution screen, and a Palm operating system that draws a lot of design cues from windows 3.11. But if you don’t like the windows 3.11 desktop there’s, bizarrely, a second desktop home screen, carrier branded with redundant buttons on it.
In fact just figuring out which combination of green buttons and phone buttons is required to actually place or answer a call on the Centro can be an entertaining challenge.
When the review unit doesn’t randomly lock up crash on you either (but then that’s another fun game we often play with blackberry software too).
The larger question of why anyone is making a device like this in this day and age is unclear. In form factor it would compete well enough with 2005-era blackberries (e.g. pre-pearl, pre-8800 now more than 2 years old).
In trying to find something nice to say about the device we would say confidently that the camera is better than the crap camera on any Peal or Curve.
Also the battery life is pretty good. But, you know, don’t really be fooled. The Centro’s longevity is inevitably helped by shall-we-say a “reverse iPhone effect”. The iphone, for example, is such a joy to use for so many not-even phone related applications (games, apps, media etc.) that if you’re not careful, you’ll find you’ve drained your battery before you’re even halfway to work in the morning.
The Palm, on the other hand, is such a wretched brick that you’d be so loathe to use it for any non-essential purpose that paradoxically you may find your self pleased that you find it holding on to it’s charge for day after day.
Here are the current smart phone lineup from Rogers (with the usual ghastly 3 year contract). Remember that the centro is also wildly outclassed by any of these devices:
| Palm Centro Smartphone | $299.99 |
| BlackBerry® Bold™ | $599.99 |
| teh iPhone $199 | |
| HTC Touch Diamond English | $199.99 |
| BlackBerry® Curve™ 8900 Smartphone | $179.99 |
| Nokia E71 | $99.99 |
| BlackBerry Curve 8320 | $49.99 |
As far as we know, phone/data plans are comparable across all these devices. Now you may say whoa! $299 is a pretty ridiculous price is it not? But hold on, this is where the evil genius comes in.
Rogers would seem to have figured out that there are some people or some organizations still standardized or otherwise dead-set only on buying Palm. God knows what’s wrong with them. But such as it is, is it such a bad idea to splash out $299 what ever the latest is? If you or your company is still standardized on Palm, clearly you must have worse problems than a stray 399 is likely going to fix.
Again, our apologies for the timeliness of this review to the good folks out there working PR or marketing for Palm.
It must be a tough job to keep up the appearances, to keep that brave face, when the sad and obvious reality is that your engineering department slipped for cigarettes sometime around 2004 and just never came back.
We’re nominating the Centro for the worst smart phone in Canada for 2008. There’s a few weeks left in the year however, contrary nominations always welcome.
Coming soon: a more timely review of Nokia’s E71. So far our crack review team says …. it’s definitely not worse.

